Why haven’t you gotten them all in yet? This should be easy!
Don’t rush it! You know how difficult getting them are… especially you-know-who.
No, I don’t think he does know who, considering all five of them are extraordinarily frustrating to relocate!
…That’s why we’re doing this in the first place.
They need us. Even if they don’t realize that yet.
HLVR V IS NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION
…Boss doesn’t want me to share anything with this system just yet, but I feel like you guys-
You guys have a right to know what we’ll be dealing with.
GORDON 1: CODENAME “THE VINTAGE”
- Most docile Gordon… Perhaps too docile.
- Seems to be carrying a secret hidden agenda.
- Is somewhere he was never supposed to be.
- When interrogated, only regurgitated nonsense about sleepovers and scorpions.
GORDON 2: CODENAME “THE INVADER”
-Easily angered, quick to suspect others.
- DNA tests found his genetics to be inhuman.
- All alone again.
- When interrogated, was fixated on convincing people he was human instead of answering.
- GORDON 3: CODENAME “THE DEMOLITIONIST”
- Easily frightened, seems unaware of his surroundings.
- Glitchiness of the world made him harder to track down.
- We have the right man.
-When interrogated, knew as much as we did.
GORDON 4: CODENAME “THE METAMORPHOSED”
- Eccentric to a fault.
- Traces of Green Sludge found in his DNA.
- Trying to break a golden rule.
- When interrogated, revealed everything except how he plans to do [REDACTED]
GORDON 5: CODENAME “THE INHERITOR”
-Unknown, unseen.
- Unknown… but not unknowable.
- Like a son to him.
- When interrogated, said we were not on a ‘need-to-know basis’.
...hello?
Hello!
hello whomst the fuck
Oh, I can’t really tell you my name. None of us can.
You can call me Admin C! There’s me, Admin P, Admin F, and… the boss.
Welcome to our side of the multiverse!
Whose there?
It’s just me right now. F is talking with the boss, and I think P went to go stretch.
We’re in for a long night.
arent there supposed to be 5 of you?
-Oh, you’re talking about the Gordons, right? Ah, no, I’m not-
We’re the ones who brought the Gordons here.
They… they need our help.
Listen, you don’t need to worry about me… I know the Gordons are what you’re here for.
can we give you all like proper nicknames to make things slightly easier! i think letters might be a tad hard for s couple of us to remember if that's alright!
Nicknames might give us away, ah, ahhh… Admin C is fine… Does adding ‘Admin’ before it help…?
It’s really important that nobody knows who we are.
Admin F says it’s like a control group.
What’s the C stand for?
Um… it stands for something I like.
I can’t tell you.
What if we WANT to concern ourselves with you though, is the thing? We're here for them, but that can change.
Yeah, but… I’m fine. :(
Okay, listen, I’m gonna go pee real quick. The Gordons are still asleep, so whatever you do, don’t wake them up, okay?
Okay.
Oh, dear.
It appears Admin C left communications online, which means…
You can start to wake up the Gordons. Y’know, if you want.
> GORDON 1: “THE VINTAGE”
> GORDON 2: “THE INVADER”
> GORDON 3: “THE DEMOLITIONIST”
> GORDON 4: THE METAMORPHOSED”
> GORDON 5: “THE INHERITOR”
Vintage Gordon? Psssh wake up
Ha ha ha…
More emails?
I don’t even know where I am.~
OH LOVERBOOOOOY~ 💌💌💌
Loverboy? That’s me!
Gordon!?
…Oh, I guess that name works too.
Hiii, emails! Is that what you are? That’s what a collective of messages has to be, right?
Heya, loverboy! Mind telling us about yourself?
Okay, so it’s a funny story. You probably won’t believe me.
But one day, I woke up stuck in my computer! Crazy, right?
That’s when I met Benrey! And Dr. Feelgood, and Professor Lovetap, and all my other friends…
Then, when Benrey finally got out, I got out too!
Back into the real world!
heya lvoerboy! got any idea where you are? or us, for that matter
Ooohhh.. No, not really.
I’m in a bedroom! It’s nice, and full of orange stuff…
Which is my favourite colour. Gosh, I feel right at home already!
It’s so good to see youuuu💌💌💌 how have you been??
Me and Benrey have been working really hard together!
…You guys know Benrey, right? Y’know,
love letters make people happy.
That guy!
can you tell us more about yourself? if that's alright that is!
Well, Spork’s had me on bed rest for a while… No idea why, I feel fine…
During the day, Spork tries their hardest to work on Y2KVR, to uh… ‘get Gordy back’?
I think the stress is getting to them a little…
But that’s during the day.
During the night…
This is a secret, so don’t tell Spork, okay? But I’ve been learning how to code…
So that soon, Benrey and I can release Y2KVR to the world! And then everyone’ll get tons and tons and TONS of love letters in their mail!!
loverboy, where's benrey now?
Wait, omigosh, you’re RIGHT… Oh, Benrey must be so lonely without me there! This is bad!
Loverboy!! How you feeling? -💙🐦
Hey! It'll be fine! Benrey will be okay dont worry!
Oh, okay. I’m done now.
Sooooo? Anyone wanna help me escape this room? Heh, this is- this is kinda nostalgic, y’know?
